- May the person sitting next to you on the Metro attempt to climb over you to get out at the stop, when dude, if you would just wait one moment, you would see that this is also my stop, sheesh.
- May you always be one quarter shy of the $1.25 soda at the vending machine.
- May you catch yourself jamming out to the soundtrack at CVS and then be forced to reevaluate your musical taste.
