- May your coat's zipper get stuck and you panic that you will never be able to take the coat off.
- May the girl in the next dressing room over complain to her friend, "Clothes never fit me because my waist is so small and my boobs are big. It's so annoying."
- May you say a long, drawn-out goodbye on the Metro when you arrive at your stop, but then the doors won't open for an unusually long time and you'll just be standing in front of them, twiddling your thumbs.
