I'm starting to sort of dread conversations with people from high school and my church who I haven't seen in awhile. I can see what our interactions will soon become....
Friend: Wow, I haven't seen you in ages! It's good to be back home, Grant and I just celebrated our second wedding anniversary in Chicago. His company transferred him and we're about to move to San Diego, isn't that exciting? And then I finally finished grad school, which is great timing since I found out I'm expecting, as you probably heard! So what's new with you?
Me: Well... I went to a really cool party last week.[Silence]Me: They had sliders there.
