I'm thinking a lay-off could be this year's get-out-of-jail-free card. It really plays on people's sympathy and could excuse all sorts of nonsense. Such as:
Scenario 1:
"I threw a potluck and Adele showed up with some wadded-up Chipotle napkins and a handful of ketchup packets."
"Well, I heard she recently lost her job, so go easy on her."
Scenario 2:
"Adele is wearing acid-washed, bright purple skinny jeans. Oh right, she got laid off, it all makes sense now."
I'm going to wear these Forever21 beauties everyday and no one will be able to say anything! Yes!
The Forever21 store in Fair Oaks mall is mind-boggling in terms of its size and sheer scope of trend-itude. Of course, it's such a nightmare sometimes, as you can see by this photo I took of row upon row of ugly, ugly shoes.
