Free Samples, Week Three

I think my free samples are devolving... They've been only giving out free dog treats lately. I have 5 packs so far and I don't even own a dog.

So I went from full-size mac n cheese samples to dog treats. Here's the heirarchy:

Won't Have to Grocery Shop Again This Week

I got another free sample yesterday. That's two Mondays in a row. If you want free, full-size samples of obscure foodstuffs, just hang around Chinatown/Gallery Place on Mondays after work. Who says this blog doesn't have useful information?

Easy Mac

I hate grocery shopping. Hate it. Will do anything to avoid it. So this week on my way to the gym, I was thrilled to see people in Gallery Place handing out free packets of this new type of Kraft macaroni and cheese. I walked slowly down the street and grabbed a bunch, as nonchalantly as possible. All the while, in my head, I was thinking "Score, dinner for the week!" No need to grocery shop for me.

But now I had a gym bag stuffed to the brim with macaroni and cheese. I wonder what the other patrons in the locker room thought as I pulled out packets of mac n cheese while trying to unearth my gym clothes. "Look at her diet, no wonder she is here."

I told my coworker about my new plan of grocery shopping on the street, living on free samples. "Then are you going to do your laundry in the river?" he said.

Yes. I am living off the land.